Dear Santa,
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! I also need a new pair of shoes, and I don't have to tell you, Santa, that I wear a size 9. I could also use a grooming kit for this hair that grows all over my face. Let's see, what else...
My two front teeth,
an electric train,
a new Bike ;),
and a candy cane.
Peace on Earth,
good will toward men
(that stuff needs to be asked for
again, and again).
A long white scarf,
a nice warm hat,
a cute little puppy,
but please NOT another cat.
Tasty cookies,
cakes made with honey,
and something even sweeter
like lots and lots of money.
A nice big dinner,
with all kinds of good slop,
but please no more left-over
turkey or stove top.
A cute little penguin,
sitting on an iceberg.
A dictionary and thesaurus,
FER my little brother GERG.
A bar of soap,
and some shampoo.
Walker needs them both,
and some new clothes, too.
A circus elephant,
a flamingo that can dance.
Oh, Mom needs some clothes,
especially some pants.
I don't know what to get for someone,
if you could help I would be glad;
he's always buying new things,
so I don't know what to get my dad.
I like what my brother got,
but nobody else thinks it's fun,
my sister freaked out,
when she shot his gun.
I'll be out of town this Christmas,
but I'll be easy to find.
Unlike my little sister,
whose moved about 28 times.
Thanks for everything Santa,
I hope you take care.
Oh, send all this stuff USPS,
I know someone who works there.