Since nobody else seems to be doing anything else, here is more unanswered questions...

-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
-If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
-If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
-Do sore thumbs really stick out?
-Why do birds have white poop?
-What was the best thing before sliced bread?
-Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
-If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
-What do people in China call their good plates?
-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
-Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
-Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
-Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
-Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? What else is there?
-How fast do hotcakes sell?
-Do cows drink milk?
-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
-Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
-If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?