With the knowledge that dogs don't like it when one blows in thier face, why is it that the first thing they do, when put in a car, is stick their head out the window?
Why is there brail on a drive up ATM?
Why is there a handicap parking space infront of a rollerskating arena?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Wouldn't it be a "near hit"?
Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
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